You May Not Kiss the Bride
2011
A pet photographer in debt to a crime family agrees to a marriage of convenience with the patriarch's daughter — on the condition he never touches her — in this action-romantic comedy.
Cast
Dave Annable, Katharine McPhee, Kathy Bates, Rob Schneider, Tia Carrere
Where to Watch
Bryan, a pet photographer buried in debt to a Croatian crime family, strikes a deal with the family's patriarch Vlatko: marry his daughter Masha to settle the debt and secure her a green card — with one condition. No touching. Not even on their honeymoon in Tahiti.
The arrangement holds together until Masha's ex and a pair of INS agents kidnap her, forcing Bryan to team up with a resort waitress and her helicopter-flying cousin to get her back — all while staying one step ahead of his new father-in-law's wrath. With Dave Annable and Katharine McPhee leading a cast rounded out by Kathy Bates, Rob Schneider, and Tia Carrere, the film balances action, romance, and comedy without ever losing its footing.